I'm so thrilled to have you over as a guest! I made you a little something to eat. sorry it's not much, my kitchen is trashed, practically empty and I'm not much of a cook! All I really had were some ramen packets, so I made you a bowl of noodles. I drained it, though. Looks bland and boring! Am I doing this wrong? Sorry babe! Surely there's SOMETHING I can do to make your meal a little more interesting. And sure enough, there is! My special lite Piss Broth and Poop Topping really gives this ramen the kick it needs! I EAT A BIG BITE of my sweet shit along with some noodles to show you exactly how I want you to savor this treat, babe. Make sure to follow along with my instructions!

Today my slave girl become friends with toilet bowl. I had to shit in cold porcelain toilet four days while she wasn’t around. So today I fed her my shit and made her lick this white friend. She hugged him like native, licked and said thank you for replacing me her mouth for this time. It seems they became friends and she liked to lick the toilet. I need to take a shit in toilet bowl and make her get the shit out with her hands and eat all for complete merge.I love when my toilet slave girls in shit and this day was no exception. After my toilet slut ate my shit and licked toilet bowl, I let her smoke. With dirty face in the shit, she was enjoying cigarette while posing in every possible way. She likes to be dirty, dirty toilet bitch. She begs to be fucked, tries to start and excite. I think I reared lustful sexually anxious toilet nymphomaniac

Finally it happened! I smeared my long and shiny hair in shit. The shit mask is so awesome. sticky and smelly, it excites me. I shit a full plate of shit, shoved the Christmas hat into my anal and slowly smeared my hair and tasted the shit enjoying the process. Then I could not resist and wanted to fuck myself with a dildo, urinated and smeared with urine. I'm all in shit and in my urine. wet and smelly, dirty and sticky. full of shit. fuck me like that.