You've been shrunken down and I'm holding you captive inside my toilet. My gross farts try to blow you over with each blast. Scream all you want. No one is coming to save you. Now comes my shit. Tons of firm logs fall on you. That's when I let you in on a secret. The only way out is to eat every last piece of it all while I'm blowing you over with my massive farts.

It’s early morning and I have to shit something awful. I know how much you love women in tight mini skirts. I know what you think about every time you see them. You wish they would stand over you and just let their shit out. I’m here to make that fantasy a reality! I shit on the floor and on a plate..feeding it to you and even give you warm piss to wash it down with. The only issue is now my ass is dirty. I squat over your face and use your tongue as toilet paper.